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riceslut:

I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND

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Smiling for school pictures:

seaweedbrain97:

sodamnrelatable:

Expectation:

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Reality:

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foxnewsofficial:

i’m not like other girls i’m a boy

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kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

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drgero:

catswithbenefits:

the first threesome i remember 

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